Tuesday, May 19, 2009


Ok, I don't normally check my spam box, which is why there are 800+ messages in there now, but I am expecting something in my email which hasn't arrived yet, so I had to go check. And I must say, the spammers' kennings are quite impressive, to whit:

I think I am going to start using this one: "Hey, Honey, why don't you and your porksword come over here and..." Or, "Is that a porksword in your scabbard, or are you just happy to see me?"

Hmm... I may need to add a hyphen, because after a few readings, it starts to look like porks-word, and that doesn't make any sense.


Yoda said...

LMAO... thank goodness you added that last sentence, because I read porks word the first time and the jokes were much funnier when I read it the correct way.

redfox1218 said...

*snort* Buahahahahahaha *snort* *gasp*