Thursday, April 07, 2005

Smurfin' Like It's 1999

D.D. watches the kid channel almost incessantly (the shame!), and they have been advertising a show for weeks: The ABCs of the Smurfs (called Schlumpfs in German). Tomorrow night, all these German celebrities are slated to come on the show and talk about their smurf memories.

That set me and L.H. off on a round of smurf-talk:

Smurf 1: Oh, no! Gargamel found our mushroom village!
Smurf 2: We're smurfed!

Smurf 1 to Smurfette over a glass of smurf-berry juice: Wanna smurf?

On viewing Crack-Addict Smurf lying in a gutter: He must have been smurfing up again.

Smurf 1, after walking in on Smurf 2 in the bathroom: I caught him smurfing!

And so on and so forth. Maybe not so funny as Mimi Smartypants, but that is a level I am still hoping to attain, someday...

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